I dig this stuffed lion, because it looks like he has armpit hair.
"Mommy, I don't think I want a hippopotamus for Christmas any more."
This is the part where you're supposed to see all these cool pictures of gorgeous jewelry. But they didn't work, so instead, here's a picture of some kind of gilded butterfly brooch that is probably worth more than my house, my parents' house, and my entire family's houses combined. Hope it's worth it!