Brusha, Brusha, Brusha

I know I've been super-boring lately, and I'm really sorry -- and I'm also afraid this post isn't going to help much. I feel like this is the longest week that ever was: too much going on, too many things to do, too little sleep. Plus we're battening down the hatches to prepare for the coming SNOWPOCALYPSE NOW! again, which is supposed to start later today.

Which, by the way, screw the eggs and bread and milk. If I'm going to be snowed in like the Donner Party, I am not going to be making French toast. I want Fritos and that bright orange "cheez" popcorn and grape soda and Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs. Junk food. Frozen burritos and Hot Pockets and lunch meat and Screaming Yellow Zonkers, which they don't even make any more.

So. Anyway. I am really looking forward to the end of next week, because on Thursday and Friday we're going on our "winter vacation" and then I have a company holiday the following Monday for Presidents' Day, so I will have five whole days off from work and believe me, I am looking forward to it in ways I can't possibly describe in English. Perhaps I can do an interpretive dance? Perhaps if you plied me with alcohol first? I like my vodka tonics with wedges of lime and lemon.

Hopefully over the weekend I'll be able to get some cute pictures of Shae in the snow, but in the meantime, I hope this little video will do.

And now I will sing for you a little song that will undoubtedly get stuck in your head forever and ever, amen:

Brusha, brusha, brusha
Get the new Ipana
With the brand new flavor
It's dandy for your teeth!

Hey -- just be glad I didn't start singing "It's Fun to Brush Your Teeth!" all Plex-style.