You Say Yes, I Say No

Got tagged for another meme on Facebook, and I am feeling frisky, so I'm going to do it -- with a twist. But first, "the rules":

The rules are simple:
1. You can ONLY answer YES or NO
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks!

Of course you all already know that I have issues with authority, so I am not going to let "them" tell me how to do a damn survey. Not exactly, anyway. I am going to answer these questions, but for three of these items, my answer will be a LIE. You need to figure out which ones are fibs. I will reveal the answers in comments on Friday.

(Also: numbering added for ease of commenting -- these numbers did not appear in the original survey. Doesn't technically matter, but full disclosure and all. Just in case you were tagged too.)

1. Kissed any one of your facebook friends? Yes
2. Been arrested? Yes
   
3. Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
   
4. Kissed someone you didn't like? No
   
5. Slept in until 5 PM? No
6. Held a snake? Yes
   
7. Run a red light? Yes
8. Been suspended from school? No
9. Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? Yes
   
10. Been fired from a job? No
11. Sang karaoke? Yes
    
12. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
13. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
14. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
15. Kissed in the rain? Yes
16. Sung in the shower? Yes
17. Sat on a rooftop? No
    
18. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? Yes
19. Broken a bone? No
20. Shaved your head? No
21. Blacked out from drinking? No
    
22. Played a prank on someone? Yes
23. Felt like killing someone? Yes
    
24. Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes
25. Been in a band? Yes
    
26. Shot a gun? No
27. Tripped on mushrooms? No
28. Donated blood? Yes
29. Eaten alligator meat? No
    
30. Eaten cheesecake? Yes
31. Still love someone you shouldn't? No
    
32. Think about the future? Yes
33. Believe in love? Yes
34. Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes

I will answer questions about these responses, except "Is #XX a lie?" That one you need to figure out on your own. (And I can't promise I won't obfuscate.)