From the "OMFG-I-Am-Getting-Ooooooooold" files: My cousin Phil is 30 years old today. Which makes me ... older than 30, and one day actually closer to the "almost 40" I have been telling people I am for three years. Anyway, some of Phil's greatest hits:
Of course, these are all from the days Pre-K, or "before Kim," his lovely wife. I hope their next thirty years together -- more than that, even -- are at least twice as happy as his first 30 have been.