Goin' Commando (Pre-K Style)

If ever there comes a time that aliens (not Yoda, but, you know, gross aliens) (not Stitch either) invade from Mars or wherever (like, Hoth, where the Wampa lives and eats fresh steaming tauntaun for breakfast) (forgive me, we've been watching "Star Wars" again, because WE ARE AWESOME RAWR!) and the invading alien armies decide to put down a protective layer of moon bounce materials ...

... Special Secret Super-Soldier Shae is ON THE CASE, and she has us covered.