Yes, that's right -- I now have a "pet" who is bigger than I am and if you piss me off and my nuclear Arcane Barrage doesn't kill you, I'll send Petey in to kick your hairy Tauren ass. (Yes, I have named my Argent Squire "Petey" ... got a problem with that?)
Of course, that assumes that I am not wearing some kind of ridiculous outfit involving rabbit ears, a tuxedo, flowers, and an Easter basket because I am working on some sort of seasonal achievement that grants a vanity title -- although no one I know would ever do such a thing.
If you're looking for me, I'll be herb farming in Icecrown or trying not to die in battlegrounds while I'm trying to figure out how to complete that damn Children's Week achievement so I can work towards my violet proto-drake. I need to have it, because purple is my favorite color.
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