Man, it's hot today. Like, almost 90°F hot. Unseasonable for April, even with the global warming and all. We're putting off busting out the air conditioners for as long as possible, so today we decided to go to the park down the road and check out the splash park they put in last year in lieu of a public pool.
their term, not mine, although it is the kind of obnoxious pun that I would have come up with), and Shae had a pretty good time. We were there for about half an hour, 45 minutes tops, and she already has tan lines. No, I am not kidding.
kind of live in a bad neighborhood. Like, really bad. Something is off when we're the classiest people in a five-block radius.
by "doting" we actually mean "responsible." We took our toddler to the public water park, yes -- but we also kept her at arm's reach so we could make sure she would stay safe.
and not watched ran smack dab into the Boo. We have a skinned knee, a scratched ankle, and a brush-burnt-bruise on an elbow. Not one other parent asked if our child was okay.
enchanted unicorn band-aids on the boo-boos -- she calls them stickers -- but I think that from now on, except in dire emergencies, we'll stick to family pools for our water sports. Devils you know and all that.
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