In honor of the holiday, we are celebrating with a customary Irish breakfast of milk in a sippy cup, apple cinnamon fruit-and-cereal bar, and canned tropical fruit salad in 100% juice. At the school St. Patrick's Day party, they're serving even more traditional fare: hot dogs, mac 'n' cheese, yogurt, pudding, and fruit snacks.
Have fun today, but be careful out there! The world is full of crazies, and many of them seem to be Irish at this time of year. Or on Spring Break.
Go n-eírí an bóthar leat. May the road rise with you.