Things That Are Sexy Right This Very Minute:
10. Chuck on NBC, Monday nights at 8pm - Because I ♥ Nerds
9. Anybody who beats the Yankees - Bonus points because: Grady Sizemore! Squee!
8. Gossip bloggers who are bitchier than I am - Plus, pink hair! (Sometimes!)
7. High-definition television
6. House on Fox, Tuesday nights at 9pm - Because I ♥ Snarky Bad-Asses
5. Scrapple, sliced thin, and fried until crispy on the outside but still mushy inside - with ketchup
3 (Tie). #26
3 (Tie). #11
2. American sports cars - Mustangs & Corvettes especially
1. Shutouts in the playoffs
Oh! And Matt Damon (note: NOT Tom Brady)!