Sigh. Cubs and Sox both lost. Sigh. And that idiot at Wrigley better hope he doesn't get found, although I suspect he'll be floating face-down in Lake Michigan by Friday. Jackass.
Memo To All Dork-Ass Baseball Fans Who Reach Out To Catch Live Balls: Nobody is paying money to watch YOU catch the ball, OK? We don't want YOU to win the Pennant or the Series. We want the PLAYERS to win. For the love of God, DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING IF YOU ARE NOT ON THE FIELD!! Jackass.