Pardon The Interruption

I was going to write something that I thought was witty and awesome for this blog post but I just haven't the time, so screw it. We're trying to clean the entire house in like two hours, and do you have ANY IDEA how hard it is to straighten up when you normally live in toddler-induced squalor? And I can't even FIND all my vacuum cleaner parts because Cupcake likes to play with them -- just a few minutes ago she was running around the living room using one of the tubes as a horn.

So, here: enjoy instead this picture of the world's cutest socks, on the world's cutest piggies. But do not try to nom them, for they are mine, all mine: